Mandatory Memes of the Week 06-21-2021 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 06-21-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Meanwhile on Mars: Sperm Can Survive 200 Years, Scientists Calling It First Jizzworthy Planet If there isn’t life on Mars now, it won’t be long until there is.
Meanwhile in Florida: Million-Dollar Bundle of Cocaine Washes Up At Space Force, Making Us Curious What Their Training Program Is Really Like After all, what kind of person straps themself to a 70-ton rocket, lights it on fire, and launches bodily into…
Jeff Bezos Should Be Denied Re-Entry to Earth Says Petition With Thousands of Signatures Over 13,000 people have signed a Change.org petition stating that the 57-year-old entrepreneur can stay in outer space for all…
Everyone Is Talking About This Hilarious Sky Banner Ripping on Joe Rogan Over the Weekend (Making the Man’s Proposal the Most Forgettable Part of the Stunt) Everyone will remember how you paid a skywriter to write out the proposal in the sky for all to see.…
Mandatory Funniest Tweets to Wrap the Week of 06-18-2021 Congratulations on making it through another week in 2021. Now celebrate by sitting back and scrolling through some of the…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 06-18-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Meanwhile in Oregon: Woman With Actual Cat Burglar Puts Stolen Items on Display in Yard So Neighbors Can Reclaim Them If you ever wondered where the term “cat burglar” came from, we think we have your answer. That’s because one…
Meanwhile in Internet World: Petition Circles to Get Jeff Bezos to Buy (And Eat) the Mona Lisa, Testing Just How Awful This Man Might Be The internet came up with a fun, tasty way to spend some of that limitless wealth. Because, while they might…