Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1405251537564176385?s=20
Mask mandate is lifted, but I’ve gotten so used to farting in public spaces, there’s no turning back for me. Sorry.
— Dave Yates (@YatesComedy) June 16, 2021
https://twitter.com/mabryishouldgo/status/1404941737332674562?s=20
maybe Bruce Wayne's parents took him to Oh! Calcutta! before they were killed
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) June 15, 2021
https://twitter.com/RonFunches/status/1405353591502606341?s=20
Road trips really expose you to the podcasts “men” listen to.
— Megan Gailey (@megangailey) June 16, 2021
Zooey Deschanel and Michael Bolton hosting the Dating Game. Finally. What none of us could have even fathomed to ask for
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) June 14, 2021
Spread my ashes at the Guy Fieri kiosk at Burbank airport pic.twitter.com/mNtESDk9Gm
— Megan Gailey (@megangailey) June 13, 2021
My favorite porns are the ones where they restate the premise a lot
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 16, 2021
Wearing jeans in LA during a heatwave always feels like I’m at Warped Tour
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) June 16, 2021
Honestly, when you exhausted in a loud place, that noise be kind of soothing. Anybody that's fell asleep in the club next to them big ass speakers know exactly what I'm talking about. pic.twitter.com/yusRqlQhNY
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) June 17, 2021
https://twitter.com/nikkoabenson/status/1405211264201154567?s=20
Petition to change Twitter’s name to Opinion Barn
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 16, 2021
I think it's funny the first time the star of the movie gets revealed and they've got their back to us and when they turn around we're supposed to be like, "Holy shit, it's Nic Cage" as if we didn't start the night by saying, "Hey you wanna see that shiity new Nic Cage movie?"
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 16, 2021
?STOP?CALLING?CRANBERRY?SAUCE?A?SAUCE?YOU?CAN'T?SLICE?A?DAMN?SAUCE?CRANBERRY?SAUCE?IS?A?LIE!?
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) June 15, 2021
