Mandatory Funniest TikToks of the Week 05-18-2021 Skip the endless scrolling and get right to the good stuff.
Meanwhile in California: Man Uses $5 Million in Covid Relief Money to Fund Lavish Vacations, Books First Class Ticket to Elite Circle of Hell When it comes to assholes, douchebags, and jerks, who takes the cake?
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Beating Up Friend Over Tom Brady Argument (Clearly Not a Fan) We’ve all witnessed what can happen when fans from opposing teams get into heated arguments. Hopefully, though, things stay at…
Meanwhile on Zoom: Man Shows Up to Court With Hilarious Name, Judge Wasn’t Having It Though He came back a few minutes later without the expletive-laden name and the strange excuse that when he set up…
Meanwhile in Chicago: Black Cat Leaps 5 Stories to Escape Fire, Still Has All 9 Lives In Tact They say cats have nine lines, and one Chicago feline isn’t letting go of even one of them.
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-18-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Cyberhack Invites Paranoid Americans to Fill Plastic Bags with Gasoline, ‘Fool Me Once’ Says Guy Still Using Leaves For Toilet Paper Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm putting gas in a leaky bag.
Meanwhile in Denver: Padres Fan Knocks Out Rockies Fan With One Punch, Most Exciting Thing to Ever Happen During a Baseball Game A recent Padres-Rockies game in Denver got very exciting very quickly when a fight broke out between fans from opposing…
Meanwhile in Japan: Town Spends COVID Relief Fund on Ridiculous Looking Squid Sculpture Things are going as well as planned for the country that still grasps to hopes of hosting the summer Olympics.…
Covid Conspiracy Theorists Prepared to Mask Up and Socially Distance to Protect Themselves…From Vaccinated People How’s this for irony? All we had to do to get anti-maskers to mask up and keep 6 feet of…