Mandatory Memes of the Week 05-17-2021 It’s Monday again and we’re sure you’re feeling just like us when we remember the glory that was the weekend.…
Meanwhile in Missouri: Hiker Shot After Hunter Mistakes Him For Turkey, Yet Another Reason to Lose Our Pandemic Dewlap As far as bad days go, that's right up there near the top.
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-17-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Meanwhile in Missouri: Couple Finds Live Bomb in Backyard, First Post-Pandemic Party Looks to Be a Bang That's when his wife had a better idea.
Meanwhile in Florida: Man Arrested After Stealing 2 Police Cruisers in Wild Car Chase (Says If You Love What You Do, You’ll Never Have to Lease a Car) Why lease a car when you can steal one? And why steal any car when you could steal a police…
Company Wants to Pay You $1.5K to Take Naps For a Month, Talk About a Dream Job (And a Desperate Company) Sleeping on the job is something we’re all guilty of. But what if your job was to sleep? Sounds like…
Meanwhile in New York: Teacher Sucked Man’s Nipples During Zoom Class, A Lesson No Student Will Ever Forget Most of what you learn in any given year of high school is instantly forgotten as soon as summer starts.…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 05-14-2021 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs. So here’s…
Jeff Bezos’ Mid-Life Crisis Looks Amazing In the Form of New $500 Million Superyacht Just think of the money you'd make putting out engine room fires and folding Bezos's exquisite collection of sailing shorts.
Ridiculous Exercise Equipment That Never Should Have Been Invented (Peloton, Join the Club) Everyone wants a hot bod but nobody wants to do the work. That’s where inventors of absurd exercise equipment come…