Meanwhile in Florida: Huge Pregnant Hammerhead Shark Washes Ashore (Jaws, Did You Have Something to Do With This?) This is the mother of all sharks.
Airlines Drop Mask Mandate, Travelers Scramble For Classic (And New) Ways to Be a Dick It's time to find more creative ways to be an asshole in the air.
Watch Grandma Throw Hilarious Tantrum at Gender Reveal Party (Just Wait ‘Til She Hears Gender Is a Social Construct) Girls rule, boys drool! (Or so says this grandma.)
Meanwhile in Texas: Town Announces 4-Day School Week After Cutting ‘Gay’ and Other Human Rights Time-Wasters While test scores have fallen and food insecurity has risen in trial counties, more kids are discovering how much fun…
Mandatory Laughs: Today’s Funny Photos For 04-21-2022 Without today’s collection of funny photos (or the last one), we’re afraid you’re not getting the daily recommended laughs, and we…
Meanwhile in Kentucky: Man Wins $450K for Being Fired After Office Birthday Party He Didn’t Want, Can Now Afford an Even Bigger Blowout No birthday celebrations without consent!
High-Altitude Space Lounge for Rich People Promises to Make Earth Less Douchey For 6 Hours at a Time Finally, a space activity for poor rich people.
Mandatory TikToks: The Most Amazing Dog Videos of the Week 4-20-22 Forget scrolling forever. We've collected all the most amazing dog videos you probably missed and compiled them all here for…
Daycare Owner Arrested For Lacing Goldfish Crackers With THC, Parents and Potheads Wonder, ‘Why Didn’t We Think of That?’ Right product, wrong demographic.
Mandatory GIFs of the Week 04-20-2022 We’re halfway there, Mandatory Nation. Soon we’ll be able to taste the freedom of the weekend and celebrate that time…