Beats getting stuck in traffic.
Well that's one way to show your displeasure.
A faster way to shorten your lifespan.
Must have been one hell of a new paint job done on that thing.
That's not a sock in my crotch. No, wait. It is.
Apparently the mafia likes to hang in Connecticut.
Well this is gross.
I said "extra marshmallows" not "extra poison."
Hopefully it accepts bribes.
Save the chickens by any means necessary!