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Perhaps he misunderstood the meaning of “hump day,” or maybe he’s just fucked in the head. Either way, gross.
According to the Statesman, a 32-year-old Austin man was arrested and charged with indecent exposure Wednesday morning after he was allegedly photographed and recorded having sex with a fence.
Police said Eleodoro Estala was “seen exposing himself and making lewd gestures around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday at a residence, and they received a call from a woman who claimed she saw him “outside her window having sex with a fence.” When they arrived on the scene, Estala appeared to be intoxicated but denied taking the fence to pound town, saying that he was inside his apartment the entire time.
Yeah, that’s not the way his neighbor saw it:
“The caller told police she was looking out of her duplex window and saw Estala, her neighbor, urinating on the side of the fence that separates their property, according to the affidavit. The woman started filming Estala with her cell phone, and the man saw her and took off his clothes. Estala put his mouth on the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out. The woman then saw Estala begin to ‘have sex with the fence,’ according to the affidavit.”
The woman then showed police several photos and videos of Estala’s hump party with the fence, and he was taken into custody.
The good news for Estala is that at least he was intoxicated. I mean, it really would have been embarrassing if he would have been sober.
