Everyone loves Malin Akerman because she’s the cool girl next door who gets jokes and likes sports. Everyone also loves Malin Akerman because she’s got an unbelivably sexy body. And who doesn’t love an unbelievably sexy body on a cool girl next door? (That was a rhetorical question.)
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