If only Tiger Woods could have been married to this woman instead.
According to Huffington Post, a married man was recently granted a divorce by a Mumbai family court because his wife’s “excessive and insatiable desire for sex” was driving him nuts.
The man first appeared in court in January and told them his wife had been harassing him for sex ever since they were married two years earlier. He even went as far as calling her “aggressive, stubborn and autocratic” because she forced him to take medication to make him aroused and boost his sexual stamina.
He also told the court that if he didn’t fulfill her sexual needs and desires, she would threaten to go plow other men. He said things eventually got so bad that he had to be hospitalized over his “uneasy stomach.”
The court granted the divorce when his wife failed to show up for the hearing. We’re pretty sure we know what she was doing instead.
In a related story, two billion men are lining up to take his place.
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