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As many times as I’ve watched the bloopers and outtakes from my favorite movies, I had never really considered what type of shenanigans and outtakes would come from adult films. As funny as it is to see actors forget their lines, imagine how much better it would be if there were a dildo involved. The fine folks at Fleshlight let us talk to some of the top Fleshlight Girls to ask them the funniest, craziest, or most unexpected thing that happened while they were on set. Here are some of our favorites:
“On one of my first shoots the director said something funny while the lights were being changed. I was lying on my back with a large dildo inside me, and when I laughed it catapulted into the videographer’s head.”
Nina Hartley
“Since what we do is inherently silly/stupid/not normal, just being on the set is one big blooper. Anything having to do with flatulence, of course. We work with bodies and bodies can leak all sorts of things, especially female bodies. You do the math…
“Also, since mainstream porn is still pretty homophobic, any time semen gets from one man onto another man, as often can happen in multiple-man scenes, there is a lot of jumping around, as if someone has had acid spilled on him. Oh, and Peter North one time shot [his semen] so far that it hit the cameraman, who fell over backward, almost dropping the camera.”
Tanya Tate
“I was directing an all-girl movie and I was off camera watching the scene unfold. One girl was on all fours and had her bum up in the air. Another started licking her [ahem…rear end]. She tongued a bit deeper and suddenly the girl doing the licking stopped and screwed up her face. We had to pause the camera, as she was pulling a really funny face. When asked if she was OK she replied, “Oh yes I am n
ow, it was only a little bit of poop.” Being a trooper, she just wanted to carry on. I am not sure where the poop went, I never asked. However, I did give her my toothbrush and some mouthwash so the girls could carry on.”
Joanna Angel
“Last time I was directing a scene, it was a scene shot outside. We had to stop shooting because a giant wasp walked right through the scene, and the wasp was carrying a dead tarantula. One of the performers noticed it right by his foot and everyone started screaming. It was huge so we couldn’t exactly squash it with a shoe. We sort of just had to wait and let the wasp slowly walk by. I am not sure why the wasp needed a dead tarantula – or where he was bringing it to – but it was pretty scary, and also funny.”
“I was working on the set of “Top Guns” and I was supposed to be this really badass knock-off of Iceman in our knock-off of a title you can probably very easily guess. So the idea is that I walk in and seduce a fellow pilot as part of a master plot to mess up the boys, because it is boys against girls, and the girls will win by sticking together and the boys will lose because they were too busy getting their d***s sucked. So I walk into our super high-budget locker room, seduce the guy, do a really cool move on the locker room bench, and then the super-well constructed set collapses. The weight of our combined bodies plus construction all fell on the one finger I need to get a scene done. So I was forced to continue the scene with the middle finger of my left hand. I don’t want to get into details, but let’s just say that a little manual manipulation of the pieces goes a long way towards making it all work d
own there. I am not left handed. I was sexually handicapped for three days. And also my nail polish chipped.”
Teagan Presley
“When we shot one of our first big movies for skinworXXX, we had a very big star hanging out on set who was on a temporary break as she had just had a baby. She was using a supplement called Alli to lose weight. It basically makes it so you can’t digest some of the fat you intake. Well, a few hours into the day, and she had a giant orange oil slick on the back of her jeans as she had an accident sneak up on her. The whole thing was captured on the behind-the-scenes for the movie and lives on in infamy.”
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