Photo: Instagram / Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery
There is a growing trend in the restaurant business to provide a “man cave” atmosphere. This niche of restaurants have been dubbed “Breastaurants.” And we all know what I’m talking about. A restaurant that has hot wait staff, beer and lots of TVs. These places are great because it’s not a strip club, but you still get to enjoy your baser instincts. I can go to one of these places with buddies and my wife will roll her eyes, whereas if I told her I was going to a strip club, we would have a fight on our hands.
Since this style of restaurant is becoming more mainstream, we figured we would rank them. So let’s get into it:
The Best Restaurants With Scantily Clad Waitstaff
7. Redneck Heaven
Redneck Heaven lands last on our list because they only have three locations in Texas (with a fourth in San Antonio coming soon). Redneck Heaven was opened in August 2008 with the intent of being a hybrid of Arnold’s from Happy Days, The Boar’s Nest from the Dukes of Hazard, and Sam Malone’s Cheers. I haven’t tried their food, but based on the pictures from their Facebook account, I wouldn’t care what they were serving.
6. Bombshells
Bombshells has four locations, all in Texas. It’s a WWII themed restaurant, because during WWII, hot chicks were plentiful. Their website features the crazy parties and beautiful waitstaff, but their Facebook page is a huge letdown. Listen, Bombshells social media team, I don’t care about memes for a WWII inspired breastaurant!
5. Heart Attack Grill
Heart Attack Grill only has one location, but it’s in Las Vegas. This made it to number five on the list because it is unique and famous. It’s not sports bar-esque with hot chicks running around; it’s just a regular restaurant with hot chicks…that celebrate obesity. If you weigh in at over 350 pounds on one of their giant cattle scales, you get to eat unlimited food for free. The waitresses wear cute nurse outfits and take your “prescription.”
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4. Show-Me’s
Show-Me’s started in Missouri, the “show me state.” Get it!?!? ‘Cause the girls aren’t wearing much clothing and it’s in Missouri. They have nine locations in four states and are basically a knock-off of Hooter’s. They’ve got hot women in short shorts and tight tops, wings and sports.
3. The Tilted Kilt
The Tilted Kilt is a play on Scottish, Irish and English pubs, except instead of a haggard wench bringing you ale, it’s beautiful servers in kilts and plaid bras. They have 26 restaurants spread out across North America, and their website is a treasure trove of hot women. They also sell traditionally Irish/Scottish cuisine, because there’s nothing like holding in a Shepherd’s pie fart around hot chicks.
2. Twin Peaks
Twin Peaks has 79 locations across 21 states! The girls get bonus points for having different outfits for literally ever holiday. Twin Peaks started in Texas. Which makes me wonder what the hell is going on in Texas that they keep making “breastaurants” there. I get it, Texas has a lot of beautiful women, but so does every state, which you will find out if you visit a Twin Peaks near you. If you can’t find one near you, just follow their Instagram account.
1. Hooters
The Granddaddy of them all. They’re not as popular or trendy as some of the others on this list, but they invented the market for scantily clad waitresses. They have 430 locations all over our planet. Hooters got its beginning in Florida over 33 years ago. They’ve stood the test of time, which is why they are at the top of the list. Sure, being a “Hooters Girl” doesn’t mean as much now as it used to, but it still means something, dammit!
