Christina Aguilera is Still Probably Pregnant

Here’s Christina Aguilera at a press conference in Shanghai. Her huge implants are distracting, as usual, and help some of us forget about those pregnancy rumors, but I haven’t forgotten. In the past, she would have felt “overdressed” wearing only pasties and a tampon, but here she is wearing this slimming, vertical striped, roomy midsectioned frock. I don’t have anything bad to say about her because, unlike Britney Spears, Christina is smart, sexy, talented and I don’t need to put on a HAZMAT suit before I look at pictures of her.