Katie Holmes is Young and Vibrant

Here’s 28 year old Katie Holmes on her way to a meeting at CAA in Los Angeles looking like a 48 year old secretary. God only knows what spaceship technology Tom Cruise used to suck every last bit of cute out this girl, but whatever it was, it seemed to have done the trick. And if you think that’s scary, try looking at her hands. Yikes. That’s not the hand of Joey Potter. That’s the hand of somebody punching out of a grave after two medical supply warehouse employees accidentally release a secret Army chemical in the air.