The Church of Scientology had a “38th Anniversary” gala this weekend and you did nothing, Taliban. If all the 24 hour news channels would stop telling everyone where all of America’s infrastructure weak spots are for a minute and point their bulletins at things like Scientology events, maybe terrorists would finally hit something we don’t need and won’t miss. If they’d like to practice on a smaller target first, they’re more than welcome to go after the mutants in those fucking eHarmony commercials.
What's that you say? Gus Van Sant's Psycho may have improved upon Hitchcock's Psycho? We at Trolling declare: Why, yes!
