Nice costume, Britney. I bet you had a hard time trying to decide what to pull out of the dirty clothes pile. I put more thought into which shoe I was going to put on first this morning than you did on this ridiculous looking shit, you dumbass. Maybe next year you can dress as “Britney Spears in a football helmet” or “Britney Spears in a really green shirt.”
Alright Tuesday, you don’t like us and we’re pretty indifferent to you. So make with the laughs in the form…
