Lindsay Lohan has been trying to get people to talk about her since she got out of rehab, so it’s no surprise that she didn’t take long to get out of a car with her legs spread. That’s the thing with attention seeking whores. Too bad we’ve seen every part of this chick already here, here, here, here, and here. I guess all that might have worked if she wasn’t a freckled mess of nicotine and bronzer. I think it’s safe to say that I’d rather fuck a bear trap than Lindsay Lohan.
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