Christina Aguilera has been keeping it together since she’s been pregnant because of her kick ass rack, but she should probably take a minute and ask her makeup artist why he hates her. Only clowns and dead people wear this much makeup. Maybe her real face has dragon scales or fur, because that would be the only way I’d encourage the use of clay as your foundation.
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