Scarlett Johansson is Singing





Here’s Scarlett Johansson trying to sing Tom Waits. My skin crawled with embarrassment for her as I watched it. I got about 15 seconds in and couldn’t stand it anymore. Don’t give me any shit for giving up. It’s not like I missed anything. We’re not talking about some fun epic roller coaster journey of a song which requires patience such as Jane’s Addiction’s “Three Days,” Led Zeppelin’s “The Rain Song,” or Peter Frampton’s “Do You Feel Like We Do.” This is Tits Johansson not showing her tits and sounding like she’s auditioning for the The Royal Tenenbaums 2 soundtrack. No thanks. But you’re more than welcome to enjoy!

Scarlett back in 2005:

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