If any one knows why Britney Spears would seemingly make fun of Julia Roberts’ Vanity Fair cover, please feel free to fill us in. While you’re at it, you might want to let Britney know that this would’ve been somewhat endearingly cute if say, gee I don’t know, Britney had combed her fucking hair. Or had on a bra. Or wasn’t a complete retard. Julia Roberts can be annoying, but at least she built and maintained a Hollywood career. Britney Spears has a better chance of appearing at a Wal-Mart on Mars than she does the cover of Vanity Fair.
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