Some people might not agree, but Emmy Rossum kinda looks like Angelina Jolie’s little sister. And although she’s really pretty, she’ll always not feel good enough because, to reiterate, she’d be Angelina Jolie’s sister and no matter how many times you’d tell her how hot she was, she’d always feel the need to overcompensate by letting guys do things to her that would make her father cry and her doctor concerned because of her crater-sized insecurities and need for acceptance. I don’t know how I got all that from these pictures of her sucking on ice cream, but I guess what I’m really trying say is hey Emmy. Call me.
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