Jason Taylor just got traded to the Redskins, so the news out of Miami right now is whether or not Brooke Hogan will report to Dolphins training camp this weekend? With a hole at defensive end, Parcells is sure to be anxiously waiting for word from Hogan’s agent. Can she add another Super Bowl victory to the Dolphins’ proud history? Will her estrogen shots give her an unfair advantage on Sundays? Are her tits velcroed on? For updates on this story and other breaking news, don’t touch that dial!
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