The geniuses at Sports Illustrated have complied all of Marisa Miller’s best shots over the years and turned it into a painful erection called “The Sports Illustrated Marisa Miller Collection 2009 Calendar.” Based on these pictures, I’m most looking forward to October. Because, for me, it’s a time that the coming of autumn marks a time personal reflection and the renewing of one’s self. Also, it’s apparently the month that Marisa Miller really wants me to have sex with her in a barn.
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