Us Magazine reports that Brooke Hogan has turned down an non-existentoffer to pose in Playboy. Oh, darn.
“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”
Penis’ mood: Asleep
Currently listening to: Dude Looks Like a Lady, Aerosmith