I’ve never wanted to take a wax statue out for a romantic dinner before, but Carrie Underwood should have thought about that before she unveiled hers at Madame Tussaud this week. Yeah, that’s right, Carrie. I got a new lady now. Quite frankly, I found you a bit too clingy.
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