Since nobody wanted to pay for pictures of their kid, Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson have posted the first image of Bronx Mowgli Wentz on Wentz’s blog as a special present for you and me. Maybe they should have thought this over, because as far as presents go, this kinda sucks. If I wanted to see pictures of a baby, I would open those letters my ex-girlfriend sends me.
Oh, and this retard is his aunt:
