Christian The Lion just reminded me that no animal or person loves me [Videogum]
Kanye West is staying indoors for New Year’s, because it’s Rockin’ Eve not New Year’s Auto-Tuning Eve!!!!11!!! [Pink Is The New Blog]
Sexy Scarlett Johansson says she’ll grow out of sexy. Ryan Reynolds says, “I’ve set divorce lawyers on speed dial.” [Popoholic]
It’s either Lily Allen topless or the worst mosquito bites I’ve ever seen on a 10-year-old boy. [Bastardly]
Brandy’s shirt looks like it’s about to rip open, and we still forgot who she was. Out of principle. [Hollywood Tuna]
Janine James, the porn star pictured on Blink 182’s Enema Of The State album cover got arrested for tax evasion and will do 6 months. [Hollywood Rag]
If “Single Ladies was performed by the Newsies it would look like this, but with Christian Bale [Towelroad]
