If somebody could tell me what exactly is supposed to be hot about these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in Miami on Wednesday, I’d appreciate it. I mean, I see a chick with big tits and long hair in a bikini, but it’s not doing anything for me. Maybe it’s because her waist looks like my nephew’s. Or maybe it’s because of her creepy high bellybutton. Or the freckles. Or maybe I just realize it’s Lindsay Lohan and her vagina probably looks like Stargate. So many possibilities. Help me ponder them, won’t you?
Naomi Watts and Naveen Andrews give solid performances, but Olivier Hirschbiegel's Diana "falls into the trap of most biopics."
