Despite her MySpace blog, claiming otherwise, TMZ really, really seems to think Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up.
We know Lindsay moved out of Sam’s house and is staying with Jen, her manager. Lindsay wants back with Sam. Are they back together — who knows? Did they split? Yes.
Oh, God. I hope this isn’t true. Not because I thought this lesbian love would last forever, but because I don’t want to have to obtain conscientious objector status because the government has to reinstitute the draft so this bitch can get an orgasm.
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