Minka Kelly is an okay actress I guess, but she’s really only famous for being the chick that John Mayer dumped for Jennifer Aniston. Seriously. Jennifer Aniston. Is John Mayer some kind of warlock? Does he need Ansiton’s blood to create his demon army? Oh, don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, John Mayer. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels’ hidden fortress.
Minka Kelly at the 66th Annual Golden Globes In Style/Warner Bros. After Party: