As my totally witty title suggests, Jaime Pressly is on the March 2009 cover of Shape magazine and she still, even after 11 years, has one of the most kick ass bodies in Hollywood. This chick used to live like 30 minutes from me, and I have no idea what that has to do with anything, because dear god man look at picture #5. If saw that when I walked in the door there’s a good chance I’d cum a Skittles rainbow at some point.
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