Scientists still haven’t figured out how Macauley Culkin convinced Mila Kunis to marry him, but whatever he did he should feel me in, because I could use the help. Just don’t tell me it’s ether. That doesn’t work. I hoped the roses and candles would help, but apparently it’s not as romantic as I thought.
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