God and I must have different tastes, because I was for sure he’d be watching the Cowboys/Giants game last night since all of the Cowboys fans say that’s why the roof on their stadium is open, but obviously he decided to tune into the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. Apparently he’s the only Cowboy fan that realizes Tony Romo has the accuracy of a Mac-10.
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