No Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is complete without Marisa Miller, and although the Asian I stole looks hotter in Agent Provocateur and La Perla, I’m really not complaining when Marisa Miller stuffs her huge tits in something your girlfriend can buy at the mall. I swear, either God is still getting high-fives or Marisa Miller’s body was created in some kind of erection study lab. I’m not sure about the science behind that, and I would have asked Chastity Bono, but erections don’t seem to be her thing.
Chris Brown is suing Warner Bros. for $500 million, claiming their recent documentary falsely labeled him as a serial abuser…
