Let’s face it, country music sucks, but instead of looking at Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Fergie, Kelly Clarkson, and Ke$ha, you get to look at Carrie Underwood, Taylor Swift, Miranda Lambert, Kellie Pickler, Sara Evans, and Julianne Hough. Specifically, Carrie Underwood in a bikini in the Bahamas. I’m not saying I’d fuck Carrie Underwood, but if she asked, I’d be in her vagina so fast my penis would look like a tuning fork.
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