I’m not that big of an asshole to not I admit when I’m wrong, so I’d like to apologize to Heidi Montag who stuffed her massive tits in a tank top to shoot scenes for The Hills or whatever show she is on that I don’t watch. I questioned her mental state and bottomless insecurity. Then my penis said “titty fuck”, and I was awakened to new ideas because he shattered my beliefs to their very core. I would like to cum on them you see.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
