Damn, I am so normal right now, because Jessica Simpson showed up on David Letterman Wednesday night and she looked so fucking normal. I would bang that so normally, she wouldn’t know what two sides she ordered with her 3-piece. It’s not very often that a woman gets me this so normal, so I’m not really sure how to handle all these different emotions. Normally, of course.
Tyler, The Creator hits Jimmy Kimmel Live for an awkward reading of the new Dr. Seuss story What Pet Should…
