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I’ve been spending a lot of time at my pool lately, mostly because it’s bikini season, but mostly because you never know what you might find or who you might meet. Like yesterday, when four hot chicks in tiny bikinis were studying for the bar exam. Nice work, God. Now if you could help Marisa Miller witness a mob execution then put her in the witness protection program and send her to live in an apartment complex in NC, that would be fantastic. I have plenty of closet space if she needs it. Oh, and a large penis. Don’t forget large penis.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…