Based on a recent survey of my balls, Amber Heard is one of the hottest pieces of ass in the known galaxy, so it’s basically my obligation to post this. I’ve never heard of Jezebel Magazine, but I have heard of All The Boys Love Mandy Lane and The Informers, and that’s pretty much all I need to know. Mostly because Amber Heard likes to get naked and ride a guy on camera while she’s smoking a bowl (NSFW). If you clicked on that link, you’ve pretty much seen everything I want for Christmas this year.
Don't let six feet stop you from being the best son this year.
