Ashley Greene attended the 12th Annual Young Hollywood Awards where she apparently accepted the Hottest Chick In A Movie For Overweight 13-Year Old Goth Girls And Women Pedophiles. I don’t know why her chest is so shiny, but I think it’s because she’s the new penny in the piggy bank of my heart.
Tyler, The Creator hits Jimmy Kimmel Live for an awkward reading of the new Dr. Seuss story What Pet Should…
