Heidi Klum Is On A Boat

Heidi Klum and her family are vacationing off the coast of Italy, which fortunately for the world, means she’s in a bikini. I have nothing bad to say about this woman. She’s had FOUR (!!) kids- the last one only nine months ago- and still looks like this. She also has a very busy career, seems to have a great marriage, has a sexy self-deprecating sense of humor, and STILL LOOKS LIKE THIS! All the soccer moms out there who cut their hair short, gain a hundred pounds, and wear nothing but Minnie Mouse t-shirts and Lane Bryant clearance items after spawning just one demon seed could learn a thing or two from this superwoman supermodel.