Christina Hendricks is filming Drive with Ryan Gosling, and based on these pictures, it’s tale of one woman’s drive for more food and a push up bra. Now that I’ve successfully pointed out that she’s overweight, I’d like to point out that my cousin Patrick looks exactly like Ryan Gosling if Ryan Gosling had a year round tan. I really don’t have anything else to say except fuck you, Patrick.
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