[singlepic id=1 w=600 h= float=center]
If you took an X-ray of Jessica Simpson’s brain, it would be a car on blocks so this this makes absolute perfect sense. Popeater reports:
If you think it’s odd that Jessica Simpson announced she’s tying the knot with former footballer Eric Johnson just days after her ex, Nick Lachey, announced his engagement to longtime girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo, you might think it’s even stranger that everyone’s favorite blonde will once again say “I do” without a prenuptial agreement in her pocket. “Nick walked away with over $10 million of her money when they divorced, because they had no prenup. You would think she would have learned her lesson,” an insider tells me. “But where romance is concerned, Jess follows her heart not her head.” Although hopeless romantic Jessica has no concern over her estimated $100 million fortune, sources tell me Papa Joe, who as her manager gets 10 percent of every dime she makes, does. “At the moment, Joe is sitting back and being a great father, supporting his daughter and his future son-in-law,” a family friend tells me. “However, you can bet after all the excitement has died down, Joe is going to do everything in his power to make sure Jessica doesn’t walk down the aisle until Eric signs away any right he might have to Jessica’s enormous fortune.”
As you read this, please keep in mind that Jessica Simpson met Eric Johnson in May. Of this year. May 2010. Six months ago. His divorced was finalized in September. Now she wants to marry him without a prenup. I don’t know how his Yale economics professor would grade this, but I assume it would be a giant A+ neon sign with a bunch of exclamation points and a smiley face.
Note: Hey, remember when I joked yesterday that Jessica Simpson bought her own engagement ring? Well, turns out it wasn’t joke. Eric Johnson must have a dong like a python.
