Hooker At The Point





I get a lot of emails telling me that if I wouldn’t bang Jwoww then I must be a blatant homosexual, so I guess that means I don’t have to be afraid to release my line of fabulous hair products for underprivileged kids. Because, I’m obviously gay. Or just might not like a tatted up skank with stretch marks and a flabby ass. And a female pattern baldness. And a cauterized belly button. And man hands. And makeup that looks like my grandmother’s at her funeral. But we can go with the gay thing if you want.

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