Realizing it would be a good business model to have Scarlett Johansson pose with phallic symbols around her mouth that explode when you shake them, Moet and Chandon have hired Johansson to be the face of their 2011 Moet and Chandon campaign. This news comes hot on the heels of Christina Aguilera being named the face of corndogs. Congrats ladies!
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