Gravity Still Exists In New Jerusalem



Less than a week after basically saying she was the Messiah who is bringing light and peace to the world through a nursery rhyme song about a prostitute, Lady Gaga was performing in Atlanta last night. When asked for comment, God said, “Lady Ga..go? Ga? Wait…back up. What the fuck are you talking about?”
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Instead of bothering to complete the remaining 448 of her 480 hours of community service that she was sentenced to…

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