I mean, of course you could go to those other sites with accounts at other pic agencies to see George Clooney’s piece Elisabetta Canalis in a bikini, but why would you when you can come here and see the same chick fully clothed? And with more tribal armband tattoo? Plus, I’m giving away a box of kittens later! And if you’re lucky, I might post a link to my famous lemon cookie recipe! See? Isn’t that better than all those other sites with access to bikini pics?! Wow, look at how much fun we’re having!
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