When you’re physically perfect (NSFW), people will pay you a lot of money to be in front of a camera and wear tight spandex outfits under the guise of, “hey, we’re going to Comic Con and we just happened to pick this out for you.” I would say other stuff here, but I think I just came. Lemme see…yep, oh yeah. Totally. Totally just came. Christ, how am I gonna clean all this up? Oh god dammit, it’s everywhere. Maybe I should go to the bathroom and…..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of cannibalism and sexual abuse. Reader discretion is advised. In a recent Instagram video, Armie…
