Jasmine Waltz Washes Her Car Like This

Since she’s not famous enough, Jasmine Waltz called the paparazzi and told them to meet her at a car wash. Because she’d be in a bikini. And she’d be eating ice cream afterward. Some of you may know Jasmine Waltz from the time she punched Lindsay Lohan in the face at Lindsay’s own birthday party at Voyeur. Or some of you may know Jasmine Waltz for being the chick David Arquette was banging after he split from Courteney Cox. Which will cause many people who read that last sentence to say, “Fuck you, David Arquette.”