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So, this is Lara Marsden. Lara Marsden is Brad Pitt‘s personal assistant on World War Z. Here’s more of her MySpace pics. According to tabloids, Lara is apparently “very friendly” with Pitt, so of course that means they’re fucking. I mean, why wouldn’t they? Pitt is basically married to one of the most beautiful women to have ever walked the earth, has six children, and just bought a mansion in France where they all could live. So why wouldn’t he fuck the chick who brings him his coffee and posts pics on MySpace of her doing flips in her kitchen? It makes perfect sense when you think about it.
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