If you went back in time and aborted Audrina Patridge, then came back to right now, you’d look around and notice that not a damn thing had changed. But the world needs skinny brunettes with huge tits, so that’s why she’s on the site. And will always been on the site until she decides to stop calling the paparazzi to tell them that she’ll be at the beach in a bikini. And if I can point something out, her mom was also there in a bikini but I didn’t post those. Why? Jesus. Can you stop being a fucking weirdo for five minutes?
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